原帖网址：http://www.hearthpwn.com/decks/347793-legend-of-the-warsong-commander（英文慎入）
那么，故事开始吧。

我去度娘直接把我的原帖链接给吃了

此贴搬运自国外一个炉石卡组网站的一个帖子，原帖是英文，lz觉得写的很有意思就翻译了一下，可能有些地方翻译的不够准确，我会放上双语，大神可以直接看英文。下面开始施工

LZ要水了，所有人都过来！

"I love this place so much," said 3/3 Shattered Sun Cleric as she stepped through the time portal.
“我爱死这个地方了，” 刚通过时间传送门的3/3破碎残阳祭祀说道。

"I agree. It brings back such memories..." nodded Sunfury Protector, giving taunt to all of her friends, no matter their placement.
“我赞同。这里有着太多我们过去的记忆了” 日怒保卫者一边点头一边给场上所有友方单位加了嘲讽。

前

"Yeah, my inventions are AWESOME again!" said Gelbin Mekkatorque. "Poultryizer transforming only enemies, Repair Bot healing only allies... They're not useless anymore!"
“耶，我的发明又活了过来！”发明家说道。变鸡器只会把敌方变成小鸡，修理机器人只会给己方治疗……他们不再是废铁了！”

"Good for you," said Warsong Commander, who was sitting away from the group.
“那真是极好的”， 战歌指挥官坐在远离人群的地方说到。

楼主快更

6 mana Stormwind Champion approached her, putting his hand on her shoulder. "You're still upset about your nerf?"
6费的暴风城走向了她，把一只手搭在了她的肩上。“你还在对你的削弱闷闷不乐？”

"Of course I am! Why did it have to be me? Frothing Berserker used to be 1/4, then they doubled his attack. Why they didn't nerf him? Or Grim Patron? Or someone else?" Warsong Commanderwas crying now.“
怎么可能不！为什么一定是我？暴露狂曾经是1/4，然后他被加强到2/4。为什么不削弱他，奴隶主，或者别的卡？”战歌指挥官没能忍住悲痛之情，埋头痛哭起来。

（万恶之主）

"Come now, it will be alright," said 2/3 Master Swordsmith and gave his bonus to Twilight Drakewho was already 9/9 thanks to the 9 other cards in hand. "It could’ve been worse."
“没事，一切都会过去的” ，2/3的铁匠大师一边给暮光幼龙buff一边说道。托其他的九张牌和铁匠的福，暮光幼龙变成了10/9，“他们其实还能砍的更凶。”