The fact that percy jackson had broken up with annabeth chase is shokcing to everyone.News travells fast,this kind of news travells like wildfire,soon even the gods have managed to put some of their attention on this matter.Naturally,Athena and Poseidon were yet again,arguing,as they always do.They bickered and blamed each other’s chldren,which soon escalated into a full on argue about Poseidon and athena themselves,untill finally Zeus put an end to it,threantening them that if they do not shut up,he will personally blast their children into dust.Of course they’re still furious but it worked the trick.During this whole godly drama, Aphrodite seems to be the only one that is truly sad about the breakup,she started crying as soon as she heard the news and had to be talked down by several gods to not go and pay a visit to percy and annebath.

”B….but they belonged with each other”She sobbed.”Well,I’ve never liked that percy kid anyways,he makes a better dead body then a lover.”Ares put in goodheartly hoping to cheer her up,and he received a hateful glance from the love goddess.”Romance never lasts,this is just proof that girls don’t need boys,a boy will eventuelly break a girl’s heart and leave the girl all alone.” Artemis said knowingly.Apollo shook his head,”Babysister,we should be cheering her up,not making her angry.”Arteimis’eyes shot daggers as she turned to Apollo.”I don’t see the harm in telling the truth and don’t ever again call me baby sister!”Apollo and Artemis beagn to bicker and Aphrodite sobbed even harder. Dionysus produced a bunch of vine and passed it down to the other gods who are watching this whole fiasco.”The annebell girl and peter something boy I couldn’t really care less,this is the real show.”He grinned to Hermes.Hermes was looking rather grimly at the whole situation,after all he was the one who brought the news in the first place,seeing the after effect he had caused,he was seriously thinking about taking a time off his job.

Evantuelly Zeuz made it a rule to forbid the talk of percy and annabeth’s realtionship on Mount Olympus.”No more talk about the half bloods!You’re not teenagers who gossip and wine about stupid relationships,You are gods,you should be above all these trivial things.Whatever happened between them doesn't matter,I always knew they would break up in the end,that percy jackson thought too much of himself,in fact with his stupidity I am surprised they even made it till now….ahem that’s beside the point,you will stop talking about it at once!”After his declaration,Zues dismissed the other gods and called Hermes over with a face showing no interst whatsoever to inquire the reason why percy and annabethhad broken up.
完结

有些文字错误还有语法错误希望大神们指出来小伙伴们快来围观啊~

告诉你一个黑科技x英文标点符号后面是要打个空格的，是标准格式，不为别的就为美观而且显得不那么挤。然后有的地方时态错啦！
除此之外都很可爱（。）Olympus High既视感bushi

hhh蛮有趣的啊，我也一直有用英文写段子的念头，奈何担心写不出地道的那种感觉……总之加油啊喽喽

真有趣

加油！虽然看得有点累😂

lz's English is very well.

厉害，中间诸神对话那里真的很搞笑，还符合各位神的性格。我也喜欢看英文同人文和用英语写作。

厉害，中间诸神对话那里真的很搞笑，还符合各位神的性格。我也喜欢看英文同人文和用英语写作。

1. shocking, threatening, 拼错了,
2. 第一个 Aphrodite 有现在时有过去时,
3. belonged to each other? 感觉有一个死了? 应该是现在时吧。
4. never 后面跟现在时
5. eventually 拼错了
6. began??
7. vine? you mean wine?
8. a bunch then it? i think them will be better
9. relationship
10. gossip and whine
11. Zeus! 拜托!
你发出来之前自己看一遍行不行? 还有一些标点符号错误我没写, 你自己看看
加油吧

名字需要大写

又发现一个同病相怜的英语作者我还以为就我