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我把SCI论文投给了期刊,提交完后,编辑问我:“Which academic institude do you work in? ”我回道:“Northwestern Polytechnical University ”,虽然我是西安🦶痛大专的,但是为了不被歧视,我宁愿假冒🍉大的,等论文接收了再改单位。语气看似很凶的编辑也变得轻声细语的说到:“Excellent”。编辑收到一位小姐姐的邮件,也是一同以西北工业大学投稿的,编辑看我们也是一个学校的,便说:“You two are lucky, in the same university huh?”,小姐姐听到也来了兴趣问我:“Which major are you in?”,我回到:“software engineering” 小姐姐兴奋的说到:“What a coincidence! But I haven't seen you before, I major in that, too”,接着问到:“What class are you in?”看似很稳的我突然慌了起来,支支吾吾的回道:“Normal class, what about you, little sister?”,这时我的背部已经打湿了,原本笑眯眯的小姐姐脸突然垮了起来略有尴尬的说道“Aha,I am from Base class. ”我暗暗松了口气。编辑笑容也更明媚了,说,“I thought you were from XJTU, what a rap college! Recently some students pretend to be 🍉U er and change institude to XJTU after manuscript being accepted.”小姐姐眼神中透出鄙视的轻蔑地说:“What rap colleges ! They don't deserve to be 🍉U people up people.”一听到东北师大这3个词,编辑投来羡慕的眼光,我顿时吓得脸色苍白,不过还好编辑没有注意到。我们两个一起在离开了期刊主页,我急急忙忙的打开西安🦶🧱贴吧,把刚才惊心动魄的事情发到了贴吧里,不敢在期刊主页停留一秒。
浏览西安🦶🧱吧时突然发现刚才那个小姐姐的帖子。小姐姐私信我,脸色一红说道“原来你也是吉林大专的啊”。


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      IP属地:江苏通过百度相册上传4楼2023-04-06 10:34
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        没改全
        偷都不会偷是吧


        IP属地:陕西来自Android客户端5楼2023-04-06 10:37
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          你这什么杂交文案?


          IP属地:陕西来自Android客户端6楼2023-04-06 10:39
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            太长不看🙈


            IP属地:河南来自Android客户端7楼2023-04-06 10:40
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              好的,雪豹,我知道了


              IP属地:陕西来自Android客户端9楼2023-04-06 10:47
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                我把SCI论文投给了期刊,提交完后,编辑问我:“Which academic institude do you work in? ”我回道:“Northwestern Polytechnical University ”,虽然我是西安🦶痛大专的,但是为了不被歧视,我宁愿假冒🍉大的,等论文接收了再改单位。语气看似很凶的编辑也变得轻声细语的说到:“Excellent”。编辑收到一位小姐姐的邮件,也是一同以西北工业大学 m投稿的,编辑看我们也是一个学校的,便说:“You two are lucky, in the same university huh?”,小姐姐听到也来了兴趣问我:“Which major are you in?”,我回到:“software engineering” 小姐姐兴奋的说到:“What a coincidence! But I haven't seen you before, I major in that, too”,接着问到:“What class are you in?”看似很稳的我突然慌了起来,支支吾吾的回道:“Normal class, what about you, little sister?”,这时我的背部已经打湿了,原本笑眯眯的小姐姐脸突然垮了起来略有尴尬的说道“Aha,I am from Base class. ”我暗暗松了口气。编辑笑容也更明媚了,说,“I thought you were from XJTU, what a rap college! Recently some students pretend to be 🍉U er and change institude to XJTU after manuscript being accepted.”小姐姐眼神中透出鄙视的轻蔑地说:“What rap colleges ! They don't deserve to be 🍉U people up people.”一听到东北师大这3个词,编辑投来羡慕的眼光,我顿时吓得脸色苍白,不过还好编辑没有注意到。我们两个一起在离开了期刊主页,我急急忙忙的打开西安🦶🧱贴吧,把刚才惊心动魄的事情发到了贴吧里,不敢在期刊主页停留一秒。
                浏览西安🦶🧱吧时突然发现刚才那个小姐姐的帖子。小姐姐私信我,脸色一红说道“原来你也是吉林大专的啊”。


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                        IP属地:陕西来自Android客户端14楼2023-04-06 11:14
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                          西工大怎么你了


                          IP属地:陕西来自Android客户端15楼2023-04-06 11:21
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                            烂偷


                            IP属地:陕西来自Android客户端16楼2023-04-06 11:31
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